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Ow [Unglued]
| Set: | Unglued |
| Type: | Enchantment |
| Rarity: | Rare |
| Cost: | B |
| Colors: | B |
Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them.
Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?